He said do that pussy purr? I said yup, meow😼
Anonymous asked:
I may or may not have jacked off to the thought of us fucking, you're v v v hot and the more lewd/nude pics the better
They gay little spell i put on my selfies is working then >:3
Gays can have a little bulge, as a treat
I love how the Titanic is still exposing the hubris of the rich and carelessness of capital even after all this time. The Milf's still got it
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
somewhitedude001 asked:
Honest question- what's your workout routine? Do you have any advice/tips for somebody who wants a body like yours but really hates exercise?
I do two chest days, a pull day, and two legs days a week! I honestly keep it simple and just use the machines the gym provides.
What it comes down to mostly is consistency! You dont gotta break your body everyday in the gym, but going for like 20-30 minutes a day semi regularly will show results pretty quickly!